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| Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion netskyIam 16 Jun 08 12:57AM | Thread Closed |
Ever Since I Have Been On Line (About 25 Years, Really), I Have Come Across People Who Type Every Word With A Capital Letter.
Example:
http://tinyurl.com/5ulahy
I Don't Know Why They Do This. Of Course They Are Idiots, Sure.
But It Is Not Easy To Cap Each Word--It's Work. Most Idiots Eschew Capitals, Don't They?
i mean lazy pple dont cap or use punkuation or spell Check, Do They?
WELL: Here Is A proposal: Make a statement in bad poetry using the kind of Capping or spellin that you ppl find most annoying and you know who u r.
OK. Just Do It. Or not. Whatever. Best/Wurst effort gets applause from a barrel of monkees.
thx.
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion listen 16 Jun 08 1:05AM | Thread Closed |
No, I just have a comment. I usually don't capitalize because I always feel like a work in progress. The only down side, and it is quite annoying, I'm sure, is that it makes you look incompetent.
I don't know, what do you think about that?
(Am sorry this isn't quite a poem. I'm just wondering what you think of that.)
Thanks.
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion netskyIam 16 Jun 08 1:19AM | Thread Closed |
When the Stars Come Out at Night
Win the Star comes out at night and
i am there to watch her lazy fung shway moves
She is only in a Thong
I see her cause her balconys below
the dangling cam i used to watch
win at night when she has no Idea that
i am looking. and i jack
somebodys car in my head. Dream
on as i take her for a stolen Ride stick shifter
but only if she wears that thong. if shes
wearing more then Never
mind then I don't want
want her so much to want me.
and we both come
invisible.
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion netskyIam 16 Jun 08 1:22AM | Thread Closed |
> No, I just have a comment. I usually don't capitalize because I
> always feel like a work in progress.
> Thanks.
:)
Ah, But If You Practice, It Gets Easier And Easier to Remember To Capitalize!
Good Grammar Comes When We Learn To Admire The Shift Key.
he haw to all.
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion netskyIam 16 Jun 08 1:28AM | Thread Closed |
on a roll. Found Poetry from the link atop this tread:
First Tankful
Was In The City And Got
About 33mpg - Second
Tankful Was All Highway
And Got About 43mpg
And I Drove It About 70 -
To 75 Mph Hope To
Squeeze About 5 More Mpg
When It Gets Broken In
;^)
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion DeformedLion 16 Jun 08 1:32AM | Thread Closed |
MY HEART
oh, it is smart.
it beats for her. FOR HER,
and only her...
and sure,
my soul it weeps when she goes
but it smiles when she comes
into the room, and sometimes
i feel like i am on the precipice
of Mount Doom,
'cause she hasn't called me in
so long,
I just want to die, to give up
and listen to a sad song
in my room while wearing only socks
and thinking about her
hair and the way it shines
in the beautiful moonlight.
or in the fridgelight or in
the daylight, or by lamplight
too...
Oh I love her, I loves her
with all the flesh of my body and
would really like to put some
of it into hers.
yeah!!!
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion netskyIam 16 Jun 08 1:53AM | Thread Closed |
The barrel of Monkees is smiling large for you, DeformedLion. They are all clamoring to give you their bananas. Well done! Thanks! More, please.
There is a limit of 74 submissions (only, no more!) per member.
You may proceed. The Monkees are getting very happy here.
oww! one of the buggers just flung feces at my When the Stars pome
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion netskyIam 16 Jun 08 1:58AM | Thread Closed |
> No, I just have a comment. I usually don't capitalize because I
> always feel like a work in progress. The only down side, and it is
> quite annoying, I'm sure, is that it makes you look incompetent.
>
> I don't know, what do you think about that?
>
> (Am sorry this isn't quite a poem. I'm just wondering what you think
> of that.)
>
> Thanks.
I want to honor listen
listen
istenl to the oundss of our 2 eartsh?
earh them eatingb. listen
just for this moment
i love you.
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion Lucifer 16 Jun 08 2:01AM | Thread Closed |
i had a dog that jumped like a frog
ayya yayya yayya
he had a collar belt that said
ayya yayya yayya
he loved to chase cars and cats
ayya yayya yayya
one day he died and all the cats said
ayya yayya yayya
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| re: Make An Annoying Poem Here For Fun Discussion DeformedLion 16 Jun 08 2:05AM | Thread Closed |
banan-a
banan-aa
monkey eat banan-a
banana eaten
MONKEY doo poo
throw poo
into mouth
after bana-nan-a
mouth
chokes on
banananananananananan
ananananananananana-a-a-
na.
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