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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? chuckle_s 8 Oct 08 5:37AM | Thread Closed |
jock knobby
offensive to the modestly endowed athlete
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 8 Oct 08 5:45AM | Thread Closed |
You must be referring to Lance Armstrong? DISGUSTING MALE NAME.
And he is only half a nutsack full. I hope he gets cancer as an astrological sign!!!!!
anon
> jock knobby
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> offensive to the modestly endowed athlete
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 8 Oct 08 5:50AM | Thread Closed |
Seriously, another distasteful idea:
"The golden shower".
You know what that is? In the old house you turn on the bath and the water running down the drain from rusty pipes is sort of brownish, but mostly yellowish as you are also pissing on your prone girlfriend's knockers and she's loving it as good clean fun.
Then you soap each other down, kiss and make up, and you find that pink blush does nothing to heighten your male Pugsly image, but don't care because she's making your fried eggs feel like scrambling again.
ARREST FILTHY TALKERS!!!!!! KILL THEM NOW!!!! MY HUSBAND JUST LEFT ME AND HE TOOK OUR TWO KIDS!!!!! I'VE BEEN STALKRAPPPED.
anon
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? Mongrol 8 Oct 08 8:02AM | Thread Closed |
Parody and Satire are your greatest weapons in a revolution against oppression.
Che Mongo.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 8 Oct 08 8:58AM | Thread Closed |
^ ^
Thank you, Mong. My mentor-supreme is the late Robert Gould,
an only slightly time-displaced idol of social and poetic wit.
Note that he was long married and his dear wife collated and preserved
his works against determined destruction by Plath's great great great great grandgrudge.
Mr. Gould tells about his views of women to-day (ca 1700)
I will repeat just the excerpt of his work, take from the Ribald Restoration thread,
but shall modernize the spellings so Plath may fully understand the poem,
inasmuch as she seems to be a dim fig mint of himagination 'erself
First, as Gould had it written. His em-dashes are puns, but plath does not know em-dashes, nor do many here seem to know the usual use of em-dashes, of various lengths, are for the purpose of giving diction directions, etc. Dickenson, for instance
But this em-dash is a glorious pun, Mr Gould, straight up:
"And now, if so much to the World’s reveal’d,
Reflect on the vast store that lies conceal’d.
How, oft, into their Closets they retire,
Where flaming Dil– does inflame desire,
And gentle Lap-d--s feed the am’rous fire.
How curst is Man! when Brutes his Rivals prove,
Ev’n in the sacred business of his Love!
Unless Religion pious thoughts instil
Shew me the Woman that would not be ill,
If she, conveniently, cou’d have her will?"
(lines 114-123)
------now, "modernized, charm removed? Well, at least, Plath will understand that a lap dog licks pussy. Cat. Or something.
And now so much
to the World is revealed;
reflect on the vast
store that lies
concealed.
How often to their closets
they retire,
where flaming dildoes
inflame desire;
and gentle-lap(ping)
dogs feed their amorous fire.
~
How cursed is man !
when brutes are proven rival
to the sacred business of his love !
unless religion's pious thoughts instill....
Show me the woman that would not be ill,
If she, conveniently, could not have her will?"
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 8 Oct 08 9:05AM | Thread Closed |
So, for the health and good (w)ill of ladies here,
may I suggest green
dil--pickle--does in a pinch
at one end,
evenly, six inch?
Reid
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? unknown 8 Oct 08 9:07AM | Thread Closed |
Reid, you fail to see, as most men do, that's it's not what's inside that counts. As long as women have fingers, they don't really need anything else "in a pinch."
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 8 Oct 08 9:08AM | Thread Closed |
Dr. Welch adds that
vinegar'd pickles are briny
and good Cleansers
of fair lands of note, when
no other member of note is near.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 8 Oct 08 9:10AM | Thread Closed |
> Reid, you fail to see, as most men do, that's it's not what's
> inside that counts. As long as women have fingers, they don't really
> need anything else "in a pinch."
Good one, but what about six inch nails? Problem in practice?
And of what use of the hand, if clumsied by force
and lady fingers become thumbs, all perforce?
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? chuckle_s 8 Oct 08 10:46AM | Thread Closed |
soulpatch
offensive to pussyfooters
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