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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? mr_e 8 Oct 08 11:40AM | Thread Closed |
extremely horrendously disasterously stupendously monstrously / fat is ok
but
obese
is a no no
..
apparently
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? nugunz 8 Oct 08 1:04PM | Thread Closed |
Don't call Japanese food Chinese food.
It'll jump off the plate and kill yo ass.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? nugunz 8 Oct 08 1:04PM | Thread Closed |
Don't call Japanese food Chinese food.
It'll jump off the plate and keel yo ass.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? nugunz 8 Oct 08 1:04PM | Thread Closed |
Whoops. Twice even.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? chuckle_s 8 Oct 08 1:18PM | Thread Closed |
cantonese
offensive to sufferers of severe patelloid rheumatism
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? unknown 12 Oct 08 5:25PM | Thread Closed |
Best to forego pain, the surgical brain
doesn't love nouns.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? unknown 12 Oct 08 5:26PM | Thread Closed |
The Woman Who Loved Worms
(From a Japanese legend)
Disdaining butterflies
as frivolous,
she puttered with caterpillars,
and wore a coarse kimono,
crinkled and loose at the neck.
Refused to tweeze her brows
to crescents,
and scowled beneath dark bands
of caterpillar fur.
Even the stationery
on which she scrawled
unkempt calligraphy,
startled the jade-inlaid
indolent ladies,
whom she despised
like the butterflies
wafting kimono sleeves
through senseless poems
about moonsets and peonies;
popular rot of the times.
No she loved worms,
blackening the moon of their nails
with mud and slugs,
root gnawing grubs,
and the wing case of beetles.
And crouched in the garden,
tugging at her unpinned hair,
weevils queuing across her bare
and unbound feet.
Swift as wasps, the years.
Midge, tick and maggot words
crowded her haikus
and lines on her skin turned her old,
thin as a spinster cricket.
Noon in the snow pavilion,
gulping heated saki
she recalled Lord Unamuro,
preposterous toad
squatting by the teatray,
proposing with conditions,
a suitable marriage.
Ha! She stoned imaginary butterflies,
and pinching dirt,
crawled to death's cocoon
dragging a moth to inspect
in the long afternoon.
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? unknown 12 Oct 08 5:28PM | Thread Closed |
Who is this woman who loved worms? "I see her in some way, as the older woman I would like to become. I have part of her in me, the imprint, but there's something about that wonderful sense of self that she has. Also, she's cultivating things, she's inspecting the worms. She's the scientist as well, and the lover of precision, but she is very much her own person, however preposterous or larger than life she might sometimes seem."
Is she alive and taking names? "Yes, and giving names, as what we as poets do. I find it gives me great joy to give words to what was a cloud of what was once a blur. So, yes, she is out there giving the worms names and cutting them open."
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? unknown 12 Oct 08 5:33PM | Thread Closed |
m m m maggot is offensive to offensive people
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| re: WUT WERDZ R OK 2 YEWS? netskyIam 12 Oct 08 5:35PM | Thread Closed |
jewish niggah alabammy mammy lesbo pot licker is particularly offensive if your name happens to be Aunt Jemimah (google) and your TRUE self has just been "outed" to the hole worrrrrld.
:0
the jazz singer
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