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| re: KT Tunstall netskyIam 19 Oct 08 4:30PM | Thread Closed |
Here, a good, relaxed, talented new re-make of the classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGIY2LfrREY
PLAY ME. It is "modernized"
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| re: KT Tunstall unknown 19 Oct 08 11:32PM | Thread Closed |
> Well tell me when you are likely to be at least half sober, and I will
> try to arrange a mutually agreeable day, try not to make it Monday as
> I collect my pension on that day.
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> The rest of the week I am rather busy spending it on lady friends.
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> Bring your own sandwiches I ain’t feeding you too.
>
> Mor.
I suppose moron, you will though bring the vinegar as usual or do you use it all up on those pensionable ladies while desperately searching for their juice?
mor Wee Willie
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| re: KT Tunstall unknown 20 Oct 08 1:48AM | Thread Closed |
Not at all, those ladies’s always have a tube of the good stuff handy; as it is often said
They don’t tell, they don’t swell and are always grateful afterwards.
How about you!
Mor.
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| re: KT Tunstall netskyIam 20 Oct 08 2:21AM | Thread Closed |
Trivia here:
the original name for the refined product soon famed and named Vaseline,
was "rod wax". Look it up if you can't quite believe it, folks.
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I never lie
with wimmen
Snuffles, Our Agog
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| re: KT Tunstall Kassidy 20 Oct 08 6:56AM | Thread Closed |
Thanks netsky, can't get youtube on this computer. What classic has been remade and by whom?
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| re: KT Tunstall unknown 20 Oct 08 11:58PM | Thread Closed |
> Not at all, those ladies’s always have a tube of the good stuff
> handy; as it is often said
> They don’t tell, they don’t swell and are always grateful
> afterwards.
>
> How about you!
>
> Mor.
Except of course where you are concerned as they contemplate so much promised, so little delivered
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| re: KT Tunstall unknown 20 Oct 08 11:59PM | Thread Closed |
> Trivia here:
>
> the original name for the refined product soon famed and named
> Vaseline,
> was "rod wax". Look it up if you can't quite believe it, folks.
>
> ===
>
> I never lie
>
>
>
>
> with wimmen
>
>
> Snuffles, Our Agog
Netsky
why can't you for once butt out. Where you a trawlerman in your previous life?
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| re: KT Tunstall netskyIam 21 Oct 08 12:35AM | Thread Closed |
^ & ^
",b>Were you a trawlerman in your previous life?"
Shorelock Homolst notes:
The signs are all there, Watson. The writer is of UK extraction,
probably a breech birthed baby, forceps dreadfully applied.
She notes, correctly, despite her missing nose, that I am "trawlersman",
though here in the USA we say "fisherman".
I am indeed a fisherman, as you know good doctor. I fish clews from the pits
of shriveled minds, plant them, and grow olive trees by which fruit, a useful oil is obtained,
excellent for pasta, and for lubricating the occasional female bum for a right good time.
I think we have our suspect fingered, Watson. Shall you dive in head first? Or shall I?
Dirty work, this detective business. Moriarity is lilly of the field in the comparison to our....Ms. Clamato.
Cheerio, all,
S.H. I. T.
Sherlock Holmes, Investigative Trailer
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| re: KT Tunstall netskyIam 21 Oct 08 12:54AM | Thread Closed |
QUOTE of and for Kassidy:
re: KT Tunstall Kassidy 20 Oct 08 6:56AM [!] Post Reply
Thanks netsky, can't get youtube on this computer. What classic has been remade and by whom?
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I am so sorry that so many of us cannot view video. It's like, like having radio but no stations, or an iPod with no tunes, this -impossible- present condition for so many of you who cannot view videos.
The classic tune is "Masculine Women, Feminine Men" (1926). A youtuber re-made the song, updating the lyric (already hilarious), bringing it nearly up to date.
I will look for the song lyric online and if that fails, I will take time soon to transcribe by ear to ink, the original lyric.
In those Roaring Twenties, almost anything would go. Innuendo ran rampant.
It was an exciting, elegant, winning time for women, in particular.
from Positively Mr. Gallaher? Absolutely, Mr Sheen!, an example of the banter, song patter:
"They've been given the right to vote.
But now to get your goat, in public places
they demand the right to smoke!"
"Why Mr. Sheen, oh, Mr. Sheen,
They also love to gambol on the green;
They indulge in games of chance
Where you can lose your shirt and pants..."
"I'm speaking of =women=, Mr. Galagher!"
"That makes no difference, Mr. Sheen!"
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Al Sheen was Groucho Marx's uncle, btw.
Look 'em up via google.
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| re: KT Tunstall netskyIam 21 Oct 08 12:59AM | Thread Closed |
> > Trivia here:
> >
> > the original name for the refined product soon famed and named
> > Vaseline,
> > was "rod wax". Look it up if you can't quite believe it, folks.
> >
> > ===
> >
> > I never lie
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > with wimmen
SNIP
http://www.freeenterpriseland.com/BOOK/VASELINE.html
The Miracle Grease story
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