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Baby's Day Out  OKcomputer  20 Oct 08 6:58PM Thread Closed

is on channel 382,001, it is a laugh riot

re: Baby's Day Out  1994  20 Oct 08 6:59PM Thread Closed

i think i only get seven hundred :(

re: Baby's Day Out  OKcomputer  20 Oct 08 7:00PM Thread Closed

HAHAHA THE BABY JUST LIGHT THE CROTCH OF A MADMAN ON FIRE!!!

re: Baby's Day Out  OKcomputer  20 Oct 08 7:01PM Thread Closed

THE POLITCE IS SUSPICIOUS OF HIS WINCING FACE!

re: Baby's Day Out  unknown  20 Oct 08 7:05PM Thread Closed

Little does he know of the babies intention of world dominatiion through nuclear threat using nuke-a-baby-bottle, it is madness!

re: Baby's Day Out  OKcomputer  20 Oct 08 7:07PM Thread Closed

HAHAHAHA THE MOTHER OF THE CHILDR IS SAD ABOUT HER MISSING CHILD!!! SHE FOLDS HIS CORDOROUYS AND WEEPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

re: Baby's Day Out  unknown  20 Oct 08 7:09PM Thread Closed

"Oh look", the mother chottles, "babies make-a-nuke reactor is falling through the floor, how cute!"

re: Baby's Day Out  OKcomputer  20 Oct 08 7:21PM Thread Closed

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OPrag is noy in this movir

re: Baby's Day Out  trochee  20 Oct 08 10:09PM Thread Closed

quit watching nude babies you sickos

re: Baby's Day Out  netskyIam  21 Oct 08 12:01AM Thread Closed

Every poet should know by heart some of the best of gruesome verses.
These were on the lips of every English speaking child in the 1890s.

Classics are  as classics to.   Enough Rime of the Ancient Mariner, and ceiling fans with spider pomes?

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QUOTE:
Where "giving you the willies" came from.


First made famous through Harry Graham’s Ruthless Rhymes, the ‘Little Willie’ verses have been delighting children for over 100 years. Often cruel, always funny, these quirky little gems have both an immediate and universal appeal. As well as many old favourites the collection includes new poems by some of the best children’s poets around.
http://www.rabbitpress.com/misc/willies.html

Public domain, free for download,
http://tinyurl.com/54wp2h


samples:

Inconsiderate
Hannah

NAUGHTY little Hannah said
She could make her grandma whistle,
So, that night, inside her bed
Placed some nettles and a thistle.

Though dear grandma quite infirm is,
Heartless Hannah watched her settle,
With her poor old epidermis
Resting up against a nettle.

Suddenly she reached the thistle!
My! you should have heard her whistle! • ••••••
A successful plan was Hannah's,
But I cannot praise her manners.

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N the drinking-well
(Which the plumber built her)
Aunt Eliza fell, —
We must buy a filter.

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The Fond Father

Of  Baby I was very fond,
She'd won her father's heart ;
So, when she fell into the pond,
It gave me quite a start.


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Necessity

Late last night I slew my wife,
Stretched her on the parquet flooring ;
I was loath to take her life,
But I had to stop her snoring.


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Give this book

To your children today;
Tis good food to grow them on
until the very weary day
when then come and then
eat you.

r. a. w.

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