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|Please ban netskyIam unknown 22 Oct 08 1:51AM ||Thread Closed|
Humour break netskyIam 22 Oct 08 12:04AM Post Reply
Early American TV advert for Bosco brand ice cream topping,
extra thick, extra rich, chocolatey good!
People Are Funny netskyIam 22 Oct 08 12:07AM Post Reply
Take one scoop of vanilla, frosty.
Add a heaping helping of Eve.
Apply a portion of hell-bent in her.
Re-arrange the letters, scooping off the drips of "e", "h", and add her "I"
volia: a treat to delight all poets:
> ^ evil
|re: Please ban netskyIam unknown 22 Oct 08 1:53AM ||Thread Closed|
Because pedos like ice cream?
Netsky's posts are not poetry and they are not funny. They are abusive.
|re: Please ban netskyIam unknown 22 Oct 08 1:54AM ||Thread Closed|
Why hasn't he been banned? He's obviously a pervert. Fucking ban him.
|re: Please ban netskyIam unknown 22 Oct 08 1:55AM ||Thread Closed|
Cowardly sick fucks.
|re: Please ban netskyIam OKcomputer 22 Oct 08 1:59AM ||Thread Closed|
Who are you?
|re: Please ban netskyIam unknown 22 Oct 08 2:03AM ||Thread Closed|
DEAR SIR OR MADAM:
I AM A PART-TIME MODERATOR AND I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR ISSUES. BECAUSE I CANNOT BE HERE ALL OF THE TIME, I WILL NEED A MORE DETAILED COMPLAINT. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN DIALOGUE WITH YOU. PLEASE DO NOT ISSUE YOUR COMPLAINT ON THIS FORUM. SEND YOUR COMPLAINT TO firstname.lastname@example.org AND I WILL PROMPTLY AND SWIFTLY TAKE ACTION AGAINST NETSKYIAM AND OKCOMPUTER.
|re: Please ban netskyIam Mongrol 22 Oct 08 2:06AM ||Thread Closed|
this thread needs to be banned
|re: Please ban netskyIam netskyIam 22 Oct 08 2:31AM ||Thread Closed|
"Kiss me quick!"
I like the polite tone of the thread starter. She says "Please...".
It must be a slip-up if her decency is showing.
------------ban netsky for writing with His Critic Fully In Mind:
Oft I've wandered lonely streets,
inspecting lamps for filaments,
but only find some gas inside:
mercury vapor's not cyanide.
New lamps are all yellow-aghast:
sodium's the agent-gas.
In older times the lamps were lit
by incandescent tungsten hit
by currents of amazing power;
their cost to feed would feed a bower
of pigeons, off to carry message:
"Please ban netsky. He's abusing
and he burns my mind as if
his lamps were old-time gas,
like Victorians would see to spy
and judge for facts, the whores
And then, before
the age of gas, 'twas oil lamps
that lit our lass: she of painted
face and maw, with parts of her
gone flaking, raw. But in
those darker, dimmer days, and
in the full of dark, men said:
"A harlot is a woman wild
for flesh to stick
inside her craw. The cock
would crow til morning came,
and with it, light: 'twas NOT
the same! SHE was no lovely
lissome thing, but a raving
Ugly Dame. More's the shame.
And then upon the Gallant's
stump, appeared a chancre....
then....he knew, he knew, too well,
that by a woman he had been trumped.
|re: Please ban netskyIam netskyIam 22 Oct 08 3:00AM ||Thread Closed|
Dear, polite thread starter: good advice:
Mum's the Word
|re: Please ban netskyIam unknown 22 Oct 08 12:49PM ||Thread Closed|
I had a pleasant chat with Reid a couple nights ago, and he is a really nice guy. We had a delightful talk and I learned a lot about the man and in no way should he be banned! I hope you found your acetone!