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Please ban netskyIam  unknown  22 Oct 08 1:51AM Thread Closed

Humour break  netskyIam  22 Oct 08 12:04AM Post Reply

Early American TV advert for Bosco brand ice cream topping,
http://tinyurl.com/5lqsef
extra thick, extra rich, chocolatey good!

: )

People Are Funny  netskyIam  22 Oct 08 12:07AM Post Reply

Take one scoop of vanilla, frosty.
Add a heaping helping of Eve.
Apply a portion of hell-bent in her.
Re-arrange the letters, scooping off the drips of "e", "h", and add her "I"


volia: a treat to delight all poets:

> ^ evil

re: Please ban netskyIam  unknown  22 Oct 08 1:53AM Thread Closed

Because pedos like ice cream?


Netsky's posts are not poetry and they are not funny. They are abusive.

re: Please ban netskyIam  unknown  22 Oct 08 1:54AM Thread Closed

Why hasn't he been banned?  He's obviously a pervert.  Fucking ban him.

re: Please ban netskyIam  unknown  22 Oct 08 1:55AM Thread Closed

Cowardly sick fucks.

re: Please ban netskyIam  OKcomputer  22 Oct 08 1:59AM Thread Closed

Who are you?

re: Please ban netskyIam  unknown  22 Oct 08 2:03AM Thread Closed

DEAR SIR OR MADAM:

I AM A PART-TIME MODERATOR AND I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR ISSUES. BECAUSE I CANNOT BE HERE ALL OF THE TIME, I WILL NEED A MORE DETAILED COMPLAINT. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN DIALOGUE WITH YOU. PLEASE DO NOT ISSUE YOUR COMPLAINT ON THIS FORUM. SEND YOUR COMPLAINT TO minyomin@gmail.com AND I WILL PROMPTLY AND SWIFTLY TAKE ACTION AGAINST NETSKYIAM AND OKCOMPUTER.

BARNEY FLISK,
INTERNET POLICE,
PART-TIME MODERATOR

re: Please ban netskyIam  Mongrol  22 Oct 08 2:06AM Thread Closed

this thread needs to be banned

:)

re: Please ban netskyIam  netskyIam  22 Oct 08 2:31AM Thread Closed

"Kiss me quick!"
http://tinyurl.com/5qzeew


I like the polite tone of the thread starter.  She says "Please...".

It must be a slip-up if her decency is showing.

------------ban netsky for writing with His Critic Fully In Mind:


Oft I've wandered lonely streets,
inspecting lamps for filaments,
but only find some gas inside:
mercury vapor's not cyanide.

New lamps are all yellow-aghast:
sodium's the agent-gas.

In older times the lamps were lit
by incandescent tungsten hit
by currents of amazing power;
their cost to feed would feed a bower
of pigeons, off to carry message:
"Please ban netsky. He's abusing
my marriage
with psychosis,

and he burns my mind as if
his lamps were old-time gas,
like Victorians would see to spy
and judge for facts, the whores
gone by.  

And then, before
the age of gas, 'twas oil lamps
that lit our lass: she of painted
face and maw, with parts of her
gone flaking, raw.  But in
those darker, dimmer days, and
in the full of dark, men said:
"A harlot is a woman wild
for flesh to stick
inside her craw.  The cock
would crow til morning came,
and with it, light: 'twas NOT
the same! SHE was no lovely
lissome thing, but a raving
Ugly Dame. More's the shame.

And then upon the Gallant's
stump, appeared a chancre....
then....he knew, he knew, too well,
that by a woman he had been trumped.

re: Please ban netskyIam  netskyIam  22 Oct 08 3:00AM Thread Closed

Dear, polite thread starter: good advice:
http://tinyurl.com/6z6tg2
Mum's the Word

re: Please ban netskyIam  unknown  22 Oct 08 12:49PM Thread Closed

I had a pleasant chat with Reid a couple nights ago, and he is a really nice guy. We had a delightful talk and I learned a lot about the man and in no way should he be banned! I hope you found your acetone!

~GREGORY~

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