| Rock stars need pussy, too
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aforbing
| John Nigel Taylor | 1 |
wanted to nail her... | 2 |
"If I play my bass, | 3 |
will you sit on my face?" | 4 |
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This little romp is an example of "Clerihew". For those unfamiliar with the form, a Clerihew is a comic verse consisting of two couplets and a specific rhyming scheme, aabb. The Clerihew was invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956) at the age of 16. The poem is about/deals with a person/character within the first rhyme. In most cases, the first line names a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with the name of the person. |
9 Dec 04 |
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What about straight female rock stars?
— dookie
I'm a straight female bassist, and I really don't have a problem with this poem. It is kind of funny--I can draw enough things of groupies and rock stars to not be offended. And the explanation of the poem's style shows it isn't another totally worthless piece trying to draw attention.
— FangzOfFire
Don't be such a dumbass, FangzofFire. I meant, what do female straight rock stars need? It isn't pussy, I'd wager. I don't give a fuck if anyone gets offended. I don't. And I didn't say it was worthless. Don't be so kneejerk.
Yeah. It is funny. Never said it wasn't. So quit defending what no one's attacking, squirt.
— dookie
I wasn't being a dumbass, I was trying to be sensitive to whatever you were trying to communicate as well as defend this poem from any other attacks that may be directed towards it by someone else who chooses to comment later. And please refrain from calling me 'squirt'.
Many female straight rockers aren't nearly as big on groupies as many male band members. And besides, it's meant for comedy, so perhaps it isn't me that's being defensive.
If you have any other problems with me, email me or bite your tongue. This little box is meant for the comments on the poem, not your opinions of others here--with the exception of the author.
Basically, it looks like you're searching for a fight. I'm willing to defend myself from any more insults you decide to use, but I'd rather not quarrel.
— FangzOfFire
Feh.
— dookie
Oh... this is one of my most lively poems this year. Good thing, too. We were getting close to the end of the year.
I actually found someone who does not know JT. I am going to enjoy enlightening him. Lesbian bass players identify. Will work on a straight woman rocker poem in a little while. I will call it "Lita Ford sucks dick!"
— aforbing
That's all I was hoping for in my comment. Can't wait.
:p
— dookie
FangzOfFire gets like this from time to time... a little too much sugar before bedtime I think. Great poem.
— CrimsonStorm
excuse me for being doh doh dweebie
but i dont' get this i mean i thought rock stars were the only one on the face of this planet getting it -- and on a regular basis
no matte rwath. i mean all the valley chick i know will jump a guy if he says he's a rock star
am i wrong or doh me
clerihew now there is a cewl word for you.
nice irony
between this and that
Birginia
— unknown
i liked the footnote. very educational.
— inutile
Its good,reminds me of Bill Wayman and Jack Bruce-can't think why.
— larrylark
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