|Banana ga suki desu ka? (do you like bananas)
|This poem is neither serious nor good...........it was written in two minutes and is a prayer to our lord and saviour jesus christ.|
I like bananas,
They are iregular shaped,
they are brightley coloured,
yellow skin in which they are caped,
My poem is dump because i wrote it just now,
Kiss my butt you stupid cow.
While i consider my engish good,
Poetry is out of my reaches,
leaving me to reach for some peaches.
29 Apr 05
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i do not think your poem is very good but i laughed
this is now in my favorites.
You said "kiss my butt you stupid cow" in a prayer?
Yes, what, CantTell? I'm busy, please be quick...
Just wondering what you think about somebody praying to you, asking you for advice, guidence, and love, and then saying
"KISS MY BUTT YOU STUPID COW"
Wether its directed at you or not.
A bit strange?
never present a well-shaped pair of buttocks for cow's
kiss. she might take you up
on one horn for the ride of your life.
i wrote this four years ago. i give it now to you:
Ode to the Banana
A banana is a yellow fruit
both inside and out--
sometimes they get bruises
but you don't have to pout,
you can eat them anyway.
You might ask:
"Why write a poem
about a banana?"
Because bananas are a
good source of potassium.
But they attract mosquitoes.
the was another stanza but i forgot it.
what jerry falwell says hurts a lot more, if you really want to know.
i asked vishnu and he was kind of pissed, but me, i have no sacred cows.
i am going to go to hell for impersonating jesus on a web site but thats ok i like las vegas.
I knew it was you!
heh. i did not write the poem however, as amazingly subtle and illuminating it may be.
No no, you could never write something this.... "subtle". But who else would impersonate Jesus Christ just to humor me?
That'd be... no one. Just you.
I wrote the poem...at frist i didnt want to be acknowledged but know i do. Thanks
Bloody freaking awesome! only you could praise and make ajoke about God in the same poem while keeping to true to the main important theme BANANAs .
what is it that makes this so "good" come on
youre a dick unknown just read it..it rules
I do not like bananas.
I do not like this poem, either.
The thing I love about this site is that stuff like this can attain almost clut status. I hate this poem with every fibre in my all bran.
that wasn funny
Hmm, wow, nice?
and that my liege is how we know the world to be banana shaped
lol. nice prayer. very touching and holy. HILARIOUS!!
HAW HAW HAW.
I really like this. It's charmingly bad.
THATS WHY IT IS IN MY FAVORITESTS AND HOW COME I GAVED IT A TEN RATINGS!
^I'm laughing my ass off at that.
"poem is dump"
such a killer line
y u put Kiss my butt you stupid cow if its a prayer to jesus???
this peom sucks!!!