| Brain farts and lollygags (aka, my ADHD is kicking in)
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Spunkee
| Have you ever loved somebody so much that you refused to be grammatically correct? | 1 |
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Sometimes, people can be as stubborn as technology. | 3 |
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Where there is love, there should be full body armor. | 5 |
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Do pigs like bacon? | 7 |
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Smiley face plus bat feces = your mom with a side of cheese fries divided by the amount of times Richard Pryor has sneezed. | 9 |
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By the power of the grey skull, I am Heman | 11 |
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What is the first step in all stiochiometric | 13 |
calculations? | 14 |
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Your face is part of this complete breakfast. | 16 |
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Are people with Down syndrome good in bed? | 18 |
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Cucumbers have feelings, so pickle them to soften them up a bit. | 20 |
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I seriously think my computer is made out of recylced retarded children. | 22 |
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9 May 05 |
Rated 7.5 (7.4) by 10 users.
Active (10): 1, 1, 8, 8, 9, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10
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you have made my year.
quite simply. made it.
— kaleidazcope
excellent you have another.
i have just had the best evening. i do hope it gets better.
— kaleidazcope
aahh ha ha ha
— housepoppy
*still laughing* thanks, needed that.
— housepoppy
lol LOve the title.. Could be a bit longer but you deserve a 9
— Gabriella
hillarity ensues.
— unknown
lol i'm adding it to my favorites, I kind of forgot
— Gabriella
lollers. So random. The last line is gold. Good work. x)
— Dheroan
lol now this is great, You've edited it, and it's better I still love the last line.
— Gabriella
super genius : 9, 11, 13 18 (you are the only person besides me to EVER use that word on this site), 22
just regular genius: 7, 16, 20
and the rest is good. hi-larious. i think i just peed on the dog.
— noodleman
hahahaahahaha
Amazing, just wow, it's brilliant and funny and quite possible brilliantly funny.
— shadowskiss
I can't even imagine the circumstances behind each one of these. Very funny. Thanks for remembering all of them and sharing with us!
— CantTell
A collection of disassociated, funny phrases compacted into a "poem". Mmm...it's okay.
— unknown
love this, sounds like a collectiob of inside jokes.
— jittery
I don't think I laughed this hard in my life. Good show!
— Abigail
Oh but they do have something in common.
They are all brain farts. duh.
— unknown
lol we all got the image Spunkee
— Gabriella
that last line is so awesome. i've never laughed so hard at a one-liner.
— sassybnyss
Although they are the same type of humor, for some reason I don't like the additions as much as the originals. Too much of a good thing maybe.
I already cringed a little at the recycled (misspelled in the poem, btw) retarded children, so the additional line about people with Down's syndrome...
Down is OK, but it's syndrome (lower case s).
— housepoppy
Yeah, I really need to start proof reading. I type faster than I think.
— Spunkee
by the power of goo bell, i am herman
— onklcrispy
commonplace, yet unique...one of a kind and bland as fuck...like me...
— mje024
oh and there's no such thing as adhd, it's all in your mind...even the chemicals and everything physical, duh...
— mje024
hm.. I have adhd is that all in my mind?
— unknown
So the chemical inbalance in the brain is all just a lie?
— Spunkee
*stoiciometric
*symdrome
Having said that--*laughs* Nice work. Seven, eleven and twenty two are awesome. But especially eleven. I'm quoting you on that one, m'kay?
-wendz
— unknown
No, I spelled stiochiometric correctly. That's how it appears in my chemistry book.
— Spunkee
it is stoichiometric, actually.
stoy kee oh met rick
-noodles
— unknown
does everyone own a chemistry book on here?
— unknown
well, being that i do take chemistry class, i would of course have one. also, check out my poem 'looking around the classroom...crosseyed.' yes, my chemistry class is the source of most of my inspiration, mostly in part that i don't pay attention in class.
— Spunkee
I'm in awe at how many people like this poem.
I basically just wrote down what I thought.
..in a very unpoetic way.
I guess it's not really poetry.
..or is it?
I didn't think it was that great.
...but i think i'm wrong.
I mean, anybody can write this.
What makes it so great?
And how can I improve it?
Because I'd love for it to be better.
— Spunkee
When I was commenting, I was thinking "Wendy, don't bloody spell 'stoiciometric' wrong, especially when you're correcting spelling." -_-
It's "stoichiometric", like Noodles pointed out. Your Chemistry book sucks at English. ^_-
-wendz
— unknown
Crikey, I don't find this at all funny or poetic! I've read all the comments and I'm completely staggered. I mean I love fawlty towers and monty python and mrs doubtfire and basil brush and rod hull and emu and frankie howerd and ted ray and howard stern and paul merton and ian heslop and tony blair and george bush and kermit the frog and especially aniMAL and stephen fry and Qi and crikey the list goes on and on and the marx brothers, the three stoodges and cary grant and all the more modern alternative uk and us comedians like oh what do you call that guy with the heavy glasses and springy hair and of course that EMO guy and oh hell if I've forgotten anyone I'll kill myself BUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!! it's a pile of poo.
— unknown
Wow, no offense, but you sound like an old lady. I wouldn't exactly call her poem, a pile of poo. and I don't rate poems that I think deserve less than a four . In my opinion, I would call this poetic prose and I see nothing wrong with that.
— Gabriella
You're right Gabriella, 'pile of poo' was a bit over the top. I just got carried away with my 'old wifie' rant and veered into mindless cliche. This piece just leaves me feeling unmoved, unsmiling and completely perplexed by its popularity.
— unknown
I didn't mean as a "wifey rant" But the way you were talking about this. Now when you commented back, you seem dignified. I personally, classify this poem as Poetic prose. It's not as popular as I think it should be, but that's my personal opinion. I hold respect for the author, and for someone to call her work a pile of poo would probably make her mad. It'd make me mad too, but I wouldn't say that you went into mindless cliche. I apologize.
— unknown
the last unknown was me, I wasn't logged in.
— Gabriella
i feel somewhat insulted.
i mean, all the things i wrote here are my thoughts.
are my thoughts really a pile of poo?
i wouldn't even call it poetic prose.
more like, free spirited writing.
thanks gabriella for sticking up for me.
— Spunkee
Skelator! Whoo-hoo!
— themolly
STOIchiometric!
This isn't a pile of poo!
This is cool!
BT THE POWER OF THE GREY SKULL, I AM HEMANNNNNNNNN!
— wendz
And--
RECYCLED!
— wendz
lol nice wendz
— Gabriella
hahaha!!! this is great!! i love the title, the poem, the content of the poem.....HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
— woman_power
oh, and it's now on my list of favs!!
— woman_power
i love it. i have ADD iand i can vouge for it that that is the stupid stuff me and my ADD brethren think of, talk about, and, well, think of when you start talking.
— Dswan
eh.
— unknown
Outside of making fun of the developmentally disabled, not bad. Cute even. But maybe you have a right to poke fun at DD people, because you're retared too?
— unknown
What a throw away brilliant collage of a poem .Epic junk
— larrylark
Oh yes, I am indeed retarded. However, I only wear a helmet on the weekends.
— Spunkee
This gives me jokes! Clever!
Love it man, love it!
— WildSymphony
Whizz poem, great imagery and a real laugh
— larrylark
My computer has Down Syndrome, and is made of recylced retarded children, a feast for Micheal Jackson!!! And who is Richard Pryor? Go bite your cucumbers people there's nothing to see here...O_o?
— kaos_anjyl
this is freaking hilarious, i dont know if it is supposed to be, but i find it funny, in a machistic sorta way... Note to self: look up what machistic means.... 10)
— unknown
... Blah.
-rh
— unknown
Loving your work! I don't think I've ever been this close to pissing myself laughing! This one will be with me for a long time! : )
— Vicky-Liz
Fuckin' hillarious! "10."
— starr
ha, that last line especially made my day.
one thing though-- recycled is spelled wrong. just a letter mixup with L and C, that's all.
good job buddy!
— xChelseax
I'm pretty sure there's an a in faeces. (I know my shit!)
Great poem- really had me laughing
— Grub
this is hilarious,and random,and just perfect in so many aspects...u have something I could never have....
— Cherish
Care to share the joke...? This is witty yes, but not so funny that I would be forced to piss myself. Sorry
— Kellie_Fern
It's ok but not very good
— Mongrol
oh my gosh!! im laughing my gut out!! XD
— unknown
FUNNY LIKE HECK!! XD
— unknown
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