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stick figure gluttons	1
hand towels for company	2
wonton soup with egg noodles	3
reaganomics (just say no, nancy)	4
not intended as floatation device	5
guamine double felix and oscar nominations	6
grandmother's afghan lover	7
natural red-headed slut	8
balkan powder keg and ferdinand's last words	9
chromatic improvisation	10
empty beer pitchers are lethal weapons (just ask kyle if he comes out of the coma)	11
david beckham is a poor man's brian mcbride	12
the placemat maze ends at a yellow tyrannosaurus (i did it backwards)	13

8 Jun 05

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if this was meant as just a bit of nosense i realy enjoyed it.

JT
— JFThompson

'twas
— unknown

You misspelled 'tyrannosaurus' and 'Afghan' and if empty beer pitchers were lethal weapons Kyle wouldn't be just in a coma, now would he?

Also, misreadings: wanton soup with egg noodles; not intended as a flirtation device.
— unknown

add "do not puncture or incinerate"
this kooky...i love it.
— Catbox

changed the spellings, thanks. lethal in legal terms. this kid in my town is looking at 10 years for assualt with a lethal weapon because he nearly killed a guy at a bar when some guy grabbed his girlfriend's ass and he shattered a pitcher across his face; the kid was medi-lifted via helicopter. its also a double-meaning for alcohol poisoning. in addition if he died after never coming out of the coma it would be lethal.[devil's advocate] glad you liked it, catbox
— unknown

Haha. Needed this for a good laugh. Excellent work.
— midare

Some titles are better than others
— unknown

im a sucker for one1iners.
i like them.
lines are characters.
they live or lead to legitimacy.
make more!
not everyone can.
— gnormal

i really like how they are all equidisparate.
it's not easy being random
and still tasty.
— gnormal

i thought 4 was the best.
— my_adonis

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