a peanut is an awkward legume. | 1 |
it fears simple things | 2 |
like human beings | 3 |
for instance, | 4 |
or telephone calls | 5 |
to people it hasn't talked to very often... | 6 |
like the pizza man. | 7 |
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so don't ask the peanut to order you food | 8 |
because it will get scared. | 9 |
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the peanut also fears human beings in large groups. | 10 |
it avoids these groups by remaining | 11 |
in a small huddled up ball | 12 |
at the corner of its room | 13 |
drowning in music | 14 |
or books. | 15 |
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a peanut also longs for | 16 |
significant other peanuts | 17 |
to hold its hand and eskimo-kiss it | 18 |
(which are some of a peanut's favorite romantics) | 19 |
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the peanut usually excells at | 20 |
anything it puts it's little peanut mind to. | 21 |
it doens't really specialize in anything. | 22 |
which is proving to be difficult in choosing a | 23 |
peanut college. | 24 |
but the nut is pretty sure it wants to be an archetect | 25 |
or a physicist of some sort... | 26 |
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"physicist"? | 27 |
oh yes, | 28 |
neither can the peanut spell. | 29 |
spelling has long since been the enemy of the peanut | 30 |
who befriends itself with the dictionary to fight its wordly battles. | 31 |
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i'm pretty sure the peanut is | 32 |
mostly a walking contradiction. | 33 |
one reason is obviously that the nut works in a coffee shop | 34 |
and hates the taste of coffee... | 35 |
make sense to you? | 36 |
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so don't ask a peanut for its | 37 |
reccomendation on which bean tastes like what, | 38 |
or what it suggests that you try. | 39 |
it'll be a lie. | 40 |
unless the nut tells you to get chai... | 41 |
chai to buy. | 42 |
mmm mmm | 43 |
green chai latte is the favored drink of the nut. | 44 |
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at night, | 45 |
peanuts like to get a lot of sleep | 46 |
and almost crash their cars on the way to school in the morning | 47 |
if they don't get said sleep. | 48 |
they also like to excell in school | 49 |
but don't do much homework | 50 |
because they are usually at work | 51 |
or at extra classes that they took for reasons that they know not of now | 52 |
but are strongly suggesting to themselves that they drop these classes. | 53 |
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i hope some of this information was helpful in understanding the nut. to read more, you may so visit the xanga of the peanut www.xanga.com/************ or check out it's myspace at www.myspace.com/******* | 54 |
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*cartwheels away* | 55 |
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specially for PC members: for more information on the nut, you may visit the live journal of the nut, www.livejournal.com/~the_nut at your own leisure. i hope this information does you some good in case you ever encounter...me. | 56 |
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thankyouandgoodday | 57 |