I lied, I stole, I pretended

all to be able to see you.

We smiled and laughed, but I knew what waited.

A war brewed at home, dark clouds gathered overhead.

They shone with energy and electricity.

Opening the door, I fought against the goblins.

The phone rang and I moved toward it,

but the beasts persisted.

Closing my eyes, I extended my sword and spun,

cutting a goblin in half and injuring the other.

Suddenly, the phone seemed to echo in my head.

I felt a warmth running down my side.

Blood I saw, smile I did, and I dived into the creature with my sword.

Leaving the sword in its skull, I walked toward the phone.

Her sweet voice gave me hope of survival.

"Knotts Scary Farm?

But I'm injured.

No, I really am injured.

Hello?

Hello?"

 

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