| Quoth the Asshole
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Aziel
| I was molested by a scapegoat; | 1 |
Bold and brazen was he in his stupor. | 2 |
And though I can speak Mexican | 3 |
(El what-o the el fuck-o), | 4 |
it was all a blur. | 5 |
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The red scarf | 6 |
Proves he’s an aviator. | 7 |
Fly, angel, fly! | 8 |
I see, I see, Ellie; | 9 |
She’d advise you away. | 10 |
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Time is a child, | 11 |
Chucking Spaghetti-O’s across | 12 |
A pristine country-styled kitchen. | 13 |
It has no fear of the unknown, | 14 |
It has no fear of God. | 15 |
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But they'll never went, what? | 16 |
Hungry again! (many at once) | 17 |
Notice: to whom it may concern, | 18 |
The flavor of the week has been | 19 |
Castrated, decapitated, and humiliated. (Stop) | 20 |
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All under the sun must be rectified. (Stop) | 21 |
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Demons be GONE! | 22 |
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3 Nov 05 |
Rated 8.5 (8.2) by 4 users.
Active (4): 7, 8, 9, 9, 9
Inactive (4): 4, 7, 9
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— aeturnus
Sarcasm?
— Aziel
the poem is good. The title is a disaster
— unknown
This poem is more than good. It's more than very good.
— unknown
holy crap. this is so funny.
— jittery
so this is what happens when you start dropping names? i never knew : ]
awesome
cp-- ps i just had to type ZONK in order to post this comment.
— unknown
This is amusing on many levels. Mexican is not a language, by the way.
— Isabelle5
The poem is excellent.
The first line is magic.
And I love love love 11 - 15
— PollyReg
i like this more every time it read it.
-polly
— unknown
Isabelle's right, Mexican is not a language. Considering the context it's used in though, I think it's perfect. In fact, the whole poem is great even though it's a little vague in places. The only crit I have is the need for quotation marks in L8, 9 and possibly 16, unless I'm mistaken. Nice piece. :)
— nakedowl
This is one of the finest hang over poems I've ever read.
Well done. A 9 standing up.
— mitchl
Great and so bitterly flavoured
— larrylark
I know it's not a language. It's supposed to be a joke. Like saying, "I don't speak eggroll" (chinese).
— Aziel
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