Just the other day | 1 |
while I was | 2 |
in my car | 3 |
not | 4 |
going very far | 5 |
I | 6 |
peeped into the car | 7 |
next to mine at the light and saw… | 8 |
JESUS!! | 9 |
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Yeah, Jesus! | 10 |
Not the real Jesus, | 11 |
but the one the white man has used for years | 12 |
to tease us. | 13 |
You know, anorexic white dude | 14 |
with the beard on the cross-- | 15 |
Well, that’s exactly what I saw | 16 |
in the red car across | 17 |
from me. | 18 |
Looked to be | 19 |
about uh, 33, | 20 |
in an old Mustang; | 21 |
probably an ‘85. | 22 |
No shirt on, smoking a Marlboro | 23 |
and his music turned up high. | 24 |
And I | 25 |
thought, | 26 |
"What if that really was Jesus? | 27 |
What | 28 |
if | 29 |
it | 30 |
really | 31 |
was | 32 |
HIM??? | 33 |
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Had me thinking thoughts profound, | 34 |
like | 35 |
If Jesus was in town... | 36 |
like | 37 |
How would his music sound... | 38 |
like | 39 |
How would he get around... | 40 |
And | 41 |
How could I be down? | 42 |
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I mean, for real tho’, | 43 |
how would we know | 44 |
if it was the Son of God? | 45 |
Would he have to do a few tricks? | 46 |
Not stupid shit with cards, | 47 |
but some ol' supernatural shit... | 48 |
like | 49 |
Heal the sick... | 50 |
like | 51 |
Give sight to the blind? | 52 |
(Been there done that… | 53 |
read Matthew, chapter 9). | 54 |
How about turning tap water into wine? | 55 |
(Now, that would be on time!) | 56 |
But David Copperfield and David Blane | 57 |
could do all that | 58 |
on David Letterman, | 59 |
so you got’s to come better than that Jesus. | 60 |
Because people are cynics | 61 |
disbelievers and critics, | 62 |
and all they believe in is money | 63 |
and how the hell they gon' get it! | 64 |
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So tell me Mr. Christ, | 65 |
the one who gave his life; | 66 |
How are you | 67 |
gonna get through | 68 |
to them… | 69 |
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“I will die again 4 your sin” | 70 |
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The end | 71 |