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Feeling Mad All Over
larrylark

Are you lonely,full of balony,
 1
your favourite toy is My Little Pony.
 2
Is your middle name Boris, Horace or Maurice,
 3
do you never nod and smile at dear old Auntie Doris.
 4
Do books by Freud make you totally annoyed,
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when you can't tie your dickie,does the missus take the micky.
 6
You hate wet tongued smackers,have boils on your knackers
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Eat bone dry cream crackers while shakin' your marracas.
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Is your hernia belt so tight that it keeps you up at night,
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while texting elves and sprites,or phoning up a gnome.
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Scared of the wife, cus she's got herself a life,
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prance round the gazebo pretending you are Nero.
 12
Shoot rooks and crows to bury in the lawn,
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won't have a bath since the day you watched Jaws.
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Like dressing up in ribbons and bows,
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manicure your toes, have a shed that explodes,
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a talking toad that you take out for a walk.
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Can you fart in tune to the theme tune  from the news.
 18
Then your totally bonkers and should be certified.
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19 Mar 06

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Comments:

great.. rhyming can and should be fun.
 — gingerdave

Dera Gingerdave

thanks for the comment and i agree ,poetry is not for hitting people over the head with all of the time.
 — unknown

Sorry Dave,that was me LarryLark

Larry Lark
 — unknown

Cheered my day up again Larry . Thank you .
 — sir_I_clan

Dear Sir I can,

Glad i could be of help,thanks for your appreciation

Larry madcap Lark
 — larrylark

L19 you're

won't say anything else.
 — inutile

Dear Inutile

Just read an almost total destruction of Asylum Dancers LOL. After that my friend your comment is  a breeze.
 — larrylark

LOL

thank you

its good to laugh once again!!!
 — unknown

Dear Unknown

I'll try and hit you with my tickle stick again some time in the near future.

Larry tears of a clown Lark
 — unknown

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