I realised as I knitted
my beautiful winter scarf,
I'd started to come unhinged.
I will never again for a bet or a laugh,
allow my flat mate to razor my fringe.
22 Aug 06
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Wah?! I quite like it! I was sitting here thinking 'please be a funny poem, I'm bored of my chemistry coursework' and hey presto! hehehe Nice.
Copme on now Dele
Don't abandon your chemistry coursework for the ephemera of poetry, where's your sense of discipline?
Larry lying around all day watching reruns and drinking copious amounts of larger out of cans that litter the floor of an apartment that hasn't been cleaned since May 2003 Lark
V. funny and amusing. The fringe isn't though.
I always endevour to bring a ray of sunshine into this world.
Larry sunbeam lark
haha! larry you never fail to make me laugh. cheers.
pretty amusing, good for you! warm too.
I love a bear who laughs.
Larry call of the wild Lark
I do find visual stimuli... well stimulating, Don't you. Glad you liked this one
Larry demon barber Lark
Excellent, this made me laugh. Hope the fringe goes back soon.
Quite nice take on the pic but reads rather awkwardly.
If you ever want a short back and sides i'm your man
Larry scissor hands Latk
Slightly funny. Which was it, a bet or a laugh? Are you knitting the scarf to cover what you lost???
If i could ever stop being an awkward customer i would hopefully write less awkwardly.
Larry awkward squad Lark
I am a lttle disappointed with your reply as i always expect that you will explain to me how i cover my losses.
Larry threadbare Lark
Larry, I was just thinking that you'd probably need a REALLY LONG scarf! hahahahaha
Yes i guess i do. I wouldn't want to go to any length to embarass folks and i always like to amply cover my tracks.
Larry knit one pearl one lark
Knit one, purl one. Pearl one is pretty explicit, too...
Beautiful... Is this done using a format?
I really enjoyed this one.
Its that old crochet
Larry in stitches lark
Its an entry for the Foyo competition. Log on that message on the board to get to the picture this poem attempts to describe
Larry fish eye Lark
Ah - Spoke Miligna live and knitting - great mad one.
Sorry foyo should read Foto
Along side Micheala Bentanine, Harold Seatrousersand Petra Saltcellar I presume.
Larry goonish lark