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Electric Bike Vid Review
netskyIam

I like the English for their near in-
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fallible decorum
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and national wit perhaps
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owed to a long tradition of
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thumbing noses at upper claWses (sic).
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America's more democratic,
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thanks to our castes of classlessness.
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The USA, a melting pot. Witness Watts
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in Los Angeles, and Liberty
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City in Miami.
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(Google if you're unfamilar. You'll run faster if disarmed.)
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Compare our people's lot against
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England's. England's not a melting pot.
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A lobster pot. Example:
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replay the scene in Knoxie's viddy
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where the two electric cycle lads
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have just run in-
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to a vicious high school
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groundskeeper: pathetic
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in his sideways scrimmage,
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a crab in parody of lords,
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I daresay
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"Go on. Be off with you both." Now,
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that oval teens' track preener--p'r'aps
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his name is Reggie Withers
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Chumphrey Hurlbutt the
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MMVI'th.
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Oh the English and their airs...in America
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he'd have a grounded name, like
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Lacrimose Jones
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or Weevil Waxer
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or Biff Raff or
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Cornhole Flaxer. Realistic, salted
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American names. Shemp Geeker.
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If Jewish and hanging
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on Florida's panhandle: Goldfish Cracker.
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Lower claws UK couples
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dersirous to deliver hapless progeny
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from the fate of caught crustacea,
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tend to name their sons, Carlton
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Nosehair Twiddleigh II,
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to no avail.
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Carlton grows up to, not in-
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to, the gentry. He gravitates
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a vicious groundskeeper.
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Paul Knox distilled his distaste:
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"So call the police then. See if I give a s---.
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Oh yes, I'm sure they'll rush here straight away, right."
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bugger off
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Thank you
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for honoring the English.
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We owe the English pipple
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fur r vary tong.
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Were it not for their language,
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I would have no way
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to say nearly nothing.
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________
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Knoxie's video documentary
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http://tinyurl.com/y7ray2
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3 Nov 06

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Paul Knox of Banbury, UK, a
good fellow inventing electric bicycles,
has a video to show you
http://tinyurl.com/yb6sld
 — netskyIam

Great writing says this  classless citizen of the world surrounded by working class oiks who want to live like the brainless artisticracy who think they own Britain ,but they can never own the secret places where many people carve out bizzare and eccentric existences ,like inside my Grandma's exploding shed for instance.

Larry true brit of the world Lark

PS I thought your poem fantastically good and i don't often say that for as you know we brits rarely break into spontaneous eulogising
 — larrylark

Thank you Larry. Wow, only the English can spot a good joke.
I just had a cuppa Ovaltine and made a reading. Pardon my phegm.
http://tinyurl.com/yc3xn9< br /> Thank you Larry!  You are so kind!

reidy
 — netskyIam

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