Heres an ode to the wiseman of Central Lake. | 1 |
Practical and pragmatic he is, | 2 |
a Man with deep values as much as Uncle Pat. | 3 |
Always equip with a pocket knife he is | 4 |
and will criticize the noncorformist | 5 |
in a drop of a hat. | 6 |
His midwestern, Michigan tone | 7 |
is always friendly and slur, | 8 |
ready to be offended to what he finds "absurd". | 9 |
He wears his tucked in polo shirt | 10 |
and tight blue jeans with pride. | 11 |
Always listening to his christian rock band | 12 |
Switchfoot whenever he's taking a simple ride. | 13 |
His Patriotic ways never sem to linger, | 14 |
with the good book always on his mind | 15 |
and never short of smartass remarks about | 16 |
illegal aliens and his undying adoration for | 17 |
Ted Nuggent. | 18 |
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At the end of the day, | 19 |
he catches one big fish | 20 |
with the beautiful horizon appearing. | 21 |
Never known to be an idealistic prick in the first place, | 22 |
he smiles anyways. | 23 |