ha this was an interesting piece. nice dash of originality and humor. rock on. — lanezfairy
Now see you here . A man goes out on his dinner break and gets pissed. He hated his boss who is a woman while secretly fancying her and this stirs up a cauldron of conflicting feelings an emotions as the G and T's hit. He wants to embarrass or impact on her in some way but he doesn't know how so he goes back to an empty office, drops his pants, sits on the photo copier and prints a picture of the image of his arse which he feeds into her computer while she is in a high powered meeting about what colour toilet paper the company should have. Three weeks later she comes across it and knows its the guy cus he's been making an arse of himself ever since he joined the company. She actually really fancies him too. So she sacks him then takes him out to dinner and back to her apartment where they go ten in a bed with all the other arseholes she keeps as pets and he gets a job the next day in the toilet paper making factory and yes I am totally anally retentive.
ive always marvelled at the resemblance of
plum to bum
of course that would be a bum that the bum-owner is holding them chubbycheeks
so as to give the world a real good look at that whole
idea of where the "sun-dont-shine"
excepting that them plum-bums seem as though theyve not been properly maintained over the years and require a gentle scrubbing to remove that
white filmy stuff looking stuff