32nd of May 2008 | 1 |
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9.30-Mrs Briony’s bulldog, | 2 |
To stitch back part severed leg. | 3 |
Neighbor’s false teeth still attached. | 4 |
Reported to R.S.P.C.A. | 5 |
Criminal proceedings to match | 6 |
severity of crime | 7 |
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10.10-Mrs. Bellomine’s headless peacock | 8 |
making good progress after having false eye | 9 |
(Incorp. Radar Vision Field) implanted in its rear | 10 |
by Larry Macateer (Trainee student in Micro surgical | 11 |
appliances, false feathers, beaks and flea extraction) | 12 |
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11.05-Miss Mystique’s pet python in for tattoo | 13 |
on end of tail and to seal leaky appendage. | 14 |
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12.00-Half crazed python escaped, causing carnage | 15 |
among Mrs. Blowers feather boa (uninsured) | 16 |
and then swallowing her pet mouse (no known cure) | 17 |
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12.30-Two dead budgerigars stiffened | 18 |
and stapled back on perch. | 19 |
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12.45-Large female lurcher castrated, | 20 |
owner not informed. | 21 |
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1.00-Lunch-Meat balls with gravy | 22 |
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2.45-Two stuffed monkeys | 23 |
and a taxidermy’d sheep in for | 24 |
brush up and shine. | 25 |
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4.00-Visit (if fine) to the gorilla farm | 26 |
to observe mating of Doris and Dudley, | 27 |
and then check their apes are all A OK. | 28 |
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Poem fades away to the theme from | 29 |
All Creatures Great And Small | 30 |