|if poetry were mammaries i would not forget
i saw your breasts
stare at me while
you chatted with
they were dying
one nipple retracted
union square and grand
i dont think you take care of them.
if you werent born with them you would.
on many a good day
have i made my home
between those soft half
moons regardless of
today is not that day.
instead i am reporting you
to the society for protection
against mammary cruelty.
13 Aug 08
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This is even funnier than joey reading poetry on youtube after first consuming a lethal overdose of parakeetamol.
I think you should change line 12 to "If I had them, I would." That would make this even funnier.
l13-17 are lovely.
must be an image that attracts the eyes but i don't really like that girl either....
poems hardly make me laugh. this one is an exception.
.. from the title '@ @' to the last line, hilarious!
just the right size for my liking, hehe.
AWESOME POEM! I WILL SUGGEST "SUCH A" TO SUBSTITUTE FOR "THAT" IN LINE 19 AND ALSO ADDITIONALLY AS WELL, TOO, WONDER ABOUT SOMETHING WHICH AS I TYPED THIS I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT.
juvenile and disrespectful.
OH YEAH. TITULAR PERFECTION. I SALUTE YOU, MY MOST CLEVER FRIEND.
i saw two tits come sai---ling,
over the bounding main --
they were hanging over the rai---ling,
inspir'ng this sweet refrain:
oh, tits, tits, tits of cin-cinn-ati --
hidden from the light of day!
i-sometimes-think-of-the-tits of alabammy,
but the tits of lower ohio lead the way!
i visited the pope
he got all googly-eyed and
said favourite this
and who dont love the pope
this poem suckles
cant help it i love this poem and all it represents
i knew u were a boob man
hahahah naughty, but good!!
Clever and fun. I agree with Isabelle about L12--it's a bit awkward. Overall, a delightful ditty about titties!
must be riding the boob tube
just revisiting the breasts.
glad to find them in good shape.