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netskyIam

What comes from lifting a gay Apache's loincloth?
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Tonto pronto.
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5 Sep 08

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*gak
 — chuckle_s

sorry
yes it's linked in the forum, but i've read a goodly many of your poems, and there are some real short real goodly ones that are way goodlier than this, dirty dog.
filthy scotsman
clanliness is next to goodliness
 — chuckle_s

Yes, it's supposed to get commented just as you see best.
I have to joke, though, you know me:

you opened with *gak.  Sir! the correct term in American, is "gag".
Works both ways.  UGH.  (thank ye! for visiting and having a taste, ha ha!)
 — netskyIam

gay network sound bite

homo promo
 — chuckle_s

Tonto means Stupid in Spanish - is that what you were going for?  
 — Isabelle5

Lone Ranger, kimosabe Isabelle.  Tonto is his sidekick, loyal.
 — netskyIam

Chuck, there is no promotion of homos here. Just to make them more visible
so that people remember that most all of them look and act and talk just like,
for instance, your dad or your uncle Filbert.  It must be hard to tell a poofter
in England where the accent tends to make all men seem just a bit more colourful
than Yanks consider Prudence.
 — netskyIam

PS:  If anyone cares to give Tonto a "10", it would mean so much to him,
inasmuch as Asian derivatives tend to be about five or six at best.  Be kind
and do not lift the loincloth bonnet hind; he's no rear engined injun. Tanks for guffaws.
The Native American League of Decency has already sent me a cease and desist letter.  It reads, UGH.
 — netskyIam

Yes, I know all about the Lone Ranger but it's fun that tonto also means stupid.

Your title should be Wooden Indian.
 — Isabelle5

When Tonto
lift loin cloth

Osabe kums.
 — unknown

When Tonto
lift loin cloth

High Ho Silver!

Osabe kums.
 — unknown

^ haha ^
 — chuckle_s

"meanwhile, back at the ranch, tonto had cleverly disguised himself as a door. in rode the lone ranger, quickly alit, ran up and"
 — chuckle_s

tonto is wayuh maypo weafs pway
 — chuckle_s

Isabelle, thanks.  I am yet unconvinced, but shall give your title a hard try.
TITLE CHANGE on 05 sept from "UGH." to "Wooden Indian".   Let's run this up the flagpole and see now who salutes?  

---
PS: thanks for every Chuckles.  Laughter is our best medicine, man.
 — netskyIam

i think its better you keep the first line as the title.
and tonto pronto - the poem.
 — trochee

Me no like,
Kemosabsky

When your back was to wall
Tonto turn it round

When you bent to find soap
Tonto was your friend

When you fell of horse
onto to Tonto
he no mind

Now you make full
of Tonto

Once you were fool
of Tonto.
 — unknown

So, you think, trochee, that it may be best to go back to the way it was?

Was originally:

_____________________

UGH.

What comes from lifting a gay Apache's loincloth?

Tonto pronto.

_____________________

?? time and censors Wm. Tell
 — netskyIam

Naah. i meant :

Title:What comes from lifting a gay Apache's loincloth?

            ;  Tonto pronto
 — trochee

I think you'd be best to tuck this one back in its loincloth, jiggle it around a bit then pop it out again in a few months time renewed, refreshed and hopefully, a lot funnier.
 — unknown

BTW trochee's suggestion is a joke.
 — unknown

^ ^

I think for that the original title must be restored.
It's a two liner joke with poetic sound, for kids, and UGH is part of the shock and humor.
I'm a kid, you see.  NAH, it must stay out and be considered one of my "best" little things.
And many people won't like it, I understand that.  I want them to tell me so, too.
I really appreciate the frank replies.  Blind without you. Thanks.
 — netskyIam

I really mean that: it is such a help to hear frank and real replies.
If you hate something or it makes you squirm, good.
If I can do that in a few words which even a grade school kid would laugh at,
great!  And if it's not really "dirty" ((it is not )) then, we come to examine our own comfort zones and learn more about ourselves, etc.   Sometimes my replies come off as snide but I guess what I really mean is: thank YOU for being so honest about your feelings.  Ugh.  I've never known a hung indian.
 — netskyIam

lol
netsie you need to chill.
 — trochee

What comes from lifting a sapphic woman's loincloth?

Mussy pussy.
 — trochee

what comes from lifting an y eastern womans loins

cheesecloth
 — chuckle_s

What comes from lifting a Muslim woman's veil?

Certain death at the hand of her (bisexual) Muslim brother
 — netskyIam

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