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dog fighters of paris
bykguy2000

and what then
 1
 
 
god will say
 2
you guys fucked up
 3
the dogs will be after us
 4
 
 
its not hard to imagine
 5
a girl throws a frisbee in a park
 6
a greyhound jumps
 7
clasps the disc between her forelegs
 8
and lands on a big red button that blows up all our machines
 9
its us or them again
 10
panic in the streets
 11
blood, dried paste, tomato sauce
 12
thousand dollar pizzas on the fifth floor
 13
get that crowbar out, eve
 14
swing at the bloody cunt as she makes her jump
 15
dammit
 16
 
 
the worst tourists in europe
 17
drunken brittish tourists
 18
 
 
'imma put like 4 kids in her
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imma wear her out
 20
i dont know
 21
people love eagles'
 22
 
 
french people calling me a barbarian
 23
people calling people barbarians
 24
who does that
 25
dopey intellectuals with big lower lips
 26
why so much dogshit on the street, guys
 27
go easy with the dogshit
 28
in paris if a dog decides to eat you
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there is no fence to jump
 30
no truck to climb
 31
you have to fight the dog
 32
dog fighters of paris
 33
 
 
when the barking gets closer
 34
you dont feel good
 35
you dont want to get bit by dogs teeth
 36
yeah dont think about it
 37
 
 
the idea is to quickly remove my backpack and use it as a barrier between me and the mouth
 38
but you know animals learn too
 39
dogs dropping from rain shutters
 40
barks from the rooftops
 41
a bark right over your head
 42
curtains
 43
 
 
eventually stacking the eiffel tower with human corpses in a trap where we burn thousands of dogs
 44
most cant take heat jump from tower go splat
 45
a few dalmations use jackets of human dead to glide to seine river, survive, become radiocative t rex dalmations patrolling cobblestone streets shitting eyeballs hair nails constantly
 46
mommy made of nails
 47
 
 
I know about dogs that could eat me
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just run up and bite and bite
 49
they have muscles for pulling
 50
muscles so they dont let go
 51
I see them on my way to work sometimes
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dragging their owners
 53
or being friendly
 54
it is true they can smell fear
 55
sometimes i feel too weak to fight
 56
i cant even jog away im hungover
 57
listening to music i havent heard in a long time
 58
i would not fight the dog well
 59
mike tyson dog uppercut
 60
 
 
piece of shit dogs killed my entire family
 61
torture small dogs boost morale
 62
some people eat dogs tendons blood cooked
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new religions popular prayer is proud screams, coughing
 64
brittish bourists binvent the human bark bark
 65
joylessly reproducing in bleak new world without sun dogs ate it
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am so worn out i trip and am eatten by bog bugging bat my bingers
 67
 
 
but you have to fight the dog
 68
what the hell
 69
 
 
tell me you never had the dream where the dog sniffs out the drugs in your backpack
 70
you are handcuffed go to jail
 71
they can use them against us
 72
they know how
 73
who do you trust
 74
dog fighters of paris
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12 Aug 09


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paris police are cunts. never ship anything across the border there. best to avoid the E45 altogether and go via the hook of holland.
 — raskolniikov

parisian.
 — raskolniikov

Dude one time the paris police were like hey gimmie the drugs, I flew away on the rocketeer, safe
 — bykguy2000

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