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Mr. G's Prize Tomatoes
larrylark

Mr. Geronimo gazed at his prize tomatoes.
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“Like Little Plums your red skin chums.” he mused.
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Confused? Read on. His squaw, Jemima Potplantane,
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known in her office as “Potty”, stirred  pemmican beans
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while reading “Prairie news” perched on a chair
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searching the crossword for clues. 3 down “Sitting bull’s horse,
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rhymes with pony (6 letter) but not Balony or An-tony.”
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She then ran a plastic comb through roots of the hair
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attached to a scalp plucked from the many that adorned the
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the kitchen wall. She wondered when the war was all over
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if they could ever get back to normal, just sat with the cat on a mat
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beneath a taffeta moon, breathing lilac scented suburban air
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while a Formby 78 hissed and the Philips dog spun round and round.
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How her dad had loved the sound of the old ukulele,
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listening late in the evening. Plunk plunka plunk Plunka plunk plunka plunk.
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She gazed out of the window. “Must clean them.”
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she mused, dunking bread in the beans. Down the Avenue
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Mr Monks, leaned on an ornamental lampost,
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the centre piece of his front garden,
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drawing deep on a ciggy as twilight turned into night.
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He ran his fingers through his lusterous wig for the final time.
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He sighed."The sacrifices i make just to keep the neighbours onside"
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31 Mar 11

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Hi Larry, what has happened to the old bedecked dragon, I hope the old girl is well, still taking her daily dose of gin or two. It's a shame about Preston North End, but we all have our cross to bear.

Give the old trout my regards, it would nice to hear from her again, even if its only to tell me off. I know how much she loves doing it. The Leith police dismisseth us.
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Thanks unknown I really appreciate your time and trouble

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Does that mean the old girl has retired from active service,  or  just that you just can't get your leg over anymore..
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Wow I don't know how I missed this one but I love it!
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Always watch out for the lark
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Great fun - my dear A-larry-da arvensis with a hint of Dylan - His Master's rather than Phillips in L13? Enjoyable mitch :-P
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And we'll have fun fun fun till daddy takes the tea pot away

Larry banjoed Lark
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Larry lark is being very coy about Opal.
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Are you still having that testicular problem that Opal mentioned.
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