Dear america | 1 |
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I m a disaster. I m a nasty man. I truly am i did not know that until now. | 2 |
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I m sorry Canada built a wall to keep Americans out. | 3 |
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I m sorry my tax returns showed massive profits from business with putin assange and mugabe. | 4 |
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I m sorry i jailed hillary and her husband. She is a fighter. | 5 |
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I am sorry putin invaded syria and iraq and owns estonia georgia and the middle east. He told me he was impressed with me and laughed at my jokes. | 6 |
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I am sorry there are no mexicans left to build my buildings and clean my hotels. yes that's a stereotype but a true one. | 7 |
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I m sorry chris christie is a supreme court justice and over turned roe vs wade. But baby ripping is not good. | 8 |
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I m sorry ben carson as surgeon general mandated brain surgery and shock therapy for all gays and atheists. | 9 |
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I m sorry i let everyone have a gun. But we did reduce the number of illegals and made the population smaller and therefore less drain on social security benefits. | 10 |
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I m sorry i deported obama. He is a v nice man. | 11 |
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I m sorry we went to war with pakistan china syria germany. They were rude to me and not nice people. | 12 |
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i m v sorry i made billy bush secretary of state. he is my close friend. | 13 |
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I m sorry melania was a communist spy like bernie sanders | 14 |
Dont worry she will never come back. | 15 |
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I m sorry i made the white house the whitest ever. | 16 |
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I m sorry i made the deficit so large mexico is lending us money | 17 |
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I m truly sorry i groped Merkel and May but after melania left i was sad. | 18 |
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So there u have it guys we drained the swamp. We took our country and pu$$y back. And i m sorry really. But what do u have to lose. Obama is gone Hillary is in jail. Sanders Warren are in nursing homes. So please Vote Trump 2020. | 19 |