I would like to thank you
for all the help you've given.
Stopped us from being driven destitute.
Securing a loan,1,000 pounds,
bringing our monthly payments down,
suites us down to the ground,
saves us around a hundred a month,
makes the bank double,
what a cunning stunt.
Fundementally your just a cheating cunt,
but my my my ,right now i feel fine,
wearing my brand new ermine tie,
shiney racoon hat,
diamond stud in ear,
just what i needed.
I bow to you sir,your a real tonic;
now i can afford the gin.
Praise be to your staff,
for making me laugh once more.
We feel like winners
in this material world,
sprawled across the canvas floor
of our two berth tent.
Stick a tenner
over the hole in the roof dear.
Whats it worth when its only money?