poetry critical

online poetry workshop

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Welcome!

Welcome to Poetry Critical, an online poetry workshop. To post your own poetry you'll need to create a user id by typing a name and password in the box above and hitting 'New User'. If you just want to critique or jump into the discussion, however, you can go ahead and get started!

Poetry Critical 2.0

Hey guys, Donald here.

In a few weeks, this site will be 9 years old. 9 years! And I still know some of the earliest submissions by heart.

But, boy. That’s like 102 in web-years. So it’s time for something new. I’m building that something now with my nights-and-weekend minutes (and plenty of coffee). Buy me a cup?

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Follow @poetrycritical for more!

Random Poem:

YO MOMMA!! >: |
WhiteOut

Lou: "your breath smells so foul, it's like the matrix all over."
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Matt: "oh yeah, Well you so ugly when there was a fire on your face someone put it out with an axe!"
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Lou: "Bring it!"
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Matt: "Ding dong..."a package for loser"...IT"S BRUNG!!"
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Lou: "Your momma's so fat, instead of pulling lint out of her belly button, she pulled out sweaters!"
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Matt: "Your face has so many zits it like....oh wait a minute! BINGO!
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Lou: "Your so stupid, you got run over by a parked car!"
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Matt: "You're so stupid you tripped over the lines in the parking lot!"
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Lou: "You're so blind, you tripped over the line of a cordless phone!!" "What you goin to say now!?!"
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Matt: "Well, at least my momma don't go running after school buses yelling: TWINKIE!"
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