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Random Poem:

Most dumped boyfriend (found poem)
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It is reliably reported that Arnold Westlake
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(originally of Basingstoke, UK)
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has been dumped a total of 973 times
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in the past five years.
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Despite him being a self-confessed 'sweet-guy'
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and 'good husband material'
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with a 'fondness for starting a family',
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Mr Westlake's serial dumpings continue
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to surprise and confuse him, especially
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as 734 of those dumpings were from the same women,
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a Ms Mary Mary of Reading, Berkshire. When asked
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to confirm figures, Ms Mary angrily enquired
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who the other women dumping him were,
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and added: 'No one dumps Arnold but me -
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it's all over between us.
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