poetry critical

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Welcome to Poetry Critical, an online poetry workshop. To post your own poetry you'll need to create a user id by typing a name and password in the box above and hitting 'New User'. If you just want to critique or jump into the discussion, however, you can go ahead and get started!

Poetry Critical 2.0

Hey guys, Donald here.

In a few weeks, this site will be 9 years old. 9 years! And I still know some of the earliest submissions by heart.

But, boy. That’s like 102 in web-years. So it’s time for something new. I’m building that something now with my nights-and-weekend minutes (and plenty of coffee). Buy me a cup?

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Random Poem:

Buttersauce, with hen

This is the layman's protocol
pour Orsque Beurre Noisette:
most satisfying and smoothly
virgin, hinting
a lovely demeanour of sodium,
esprit de sel,
and the softest bouquet of douche soleil--
pleasant yellow, at once
unassuming and ravenous
under tongue;
the measured administration of heat
of importance primordiale,
and its attendant
gradual intensification
will educe the melting reduction;
at this delicate juncture--
apres lavage des mains--
the rub may be gently applied
with fingertips to the supple skin,
paying special attention to the texture
of the de-feathered breasts,
until the sense is achieved
that the bird is sufficiently prepared;  
then the lavish introduction
thereonto, at the intersection
of spatula and glanded labia,
of freshly secreted salivas,
with repetitive clitoral
whisking accompaniment,
to lure the subject out of her
nom de plume,
coax forth her natural flavours,
and finally
evince her shuddering creme.
Bon Appetit!

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