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Poetry Critical 2.0

Hey guys, Donald here.

In a few weeks, this site will be 9 years old. 9 years! And I still know some of the earliest submissions by heart.

But, boy. That’s like 102 in web-years. So it’s time for something new. I’m building that something now with my nights-and-weekend minutes (and plenty of coffee). Buy me a cup?

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Random Poem:

Modern day nursey rhymes
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Little Bo peep
 1
Is really cheap
 2
So she slaughtered
 3
And sold her sheep
 4
The 13 black birds
 5
That lives in a pie
 6
Got over cooked
 7
And painfully died
 8
The poor little boy
 9
Who always cried wolf
 10
Wrote his disappointments
 11
Down in a book
 12
The little old lady who lives in a shoe
 13
Had to much booze
 14
That she didn’t know what to do
 15
So she poored it in her shot glass
 16
As she silently said
 17
I must I must drink this all
 18
Before I go to bed
 19
Peter pumpkin eater
 20
Met peter piper
 21
They both met a pretty girl
 22
The problem was they both liked her
 23
So the queen of hearts shouted as she said
 24
As you fight the one who wins will happily wed
 25
And then said about the other
 26
It will be off with his head
 27
So it finally began the attack of the peters
 28
Which one would die?
 29
Then they both decided
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It’s the queen of hearts \
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And they will tell you why.
 32
She screams and complains
 33
She shoots at the planes
 34
She’s a think she’s so awesome
 35
When she says
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Hey you over there
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  Chop off your head.
 38
They pretended to fight
 39
The whole entire night
 40
So peter piper let the pumpkin win
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Because as you know he had a wife
 42
But he couldn’t keep her
 43
So as peter piper began to die
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The pretty girl began to cry
 45
And in the end their plane didn’t work
 46
Cause they both died and got married to a jerk
 47

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